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9h, I 6elieve I understand. It is 9ne 9f th9se c9ll9quial phrases th9se with aquatic traits tend t9 use. 6y “swim 6y my place” y9u really mean “swing 6y my place” which is a c9mm9nly used jarg9n in which “swing” really means “visit 6riefly”. H9wever I d9n’t think intellectual priviledge has anything t9 d9 with my misc9ncepti9n 9f the a6surd af9rementi9ned expressi9n. In any case y9ur water-related puns are greatly 9verused and make reading y9ur resp9nses an unnecessarily 9verc9mplicated feat. 

And in any case what exactly d9 y9u mean y9u’d never expect s9me9ne like me t9 swim? 

kirubill:

ME AND MEULIN. WE LIKETHIS. TIGHT.

See? That wasn’t s9 hard. Y9u d9n’t need vulgarity in 9rder t9 sh9w the pr9liferati9n 9f y9ur intimacy with s9me9ne. 

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sugary-empress:

theinsuffera6le:

sugary-empress:

theinsuffera6le:

sugary-empress:

Kankris w)(o aren’t Signlesses are weird~

Excuse me, just 6ecause I am n9t my p9st-scratch iterati9n d9esn’t make me a6n9rmal 9r “weird” in the slightest and I find y9ur suggesti9n t9 6e very 9ffensive and disrespectful. If anything, I am glad that I’m n9t him, even th9ugh…

I’m sorry, dear, t)(at was quite rude of me~
Would you care to come by my plaice sometime, and s)(ow me w)(at you’d do different from )(im?~
)(e was ebber so cruel, and I almost bereef someone wit)( a gentler touc)( cod lead me fin a direction to do some good~

9f c9urse, I w9uld 6e very pleased t9 earn new f9ll9wers and discuss with y9u my extensive serm9ns and the9ries 9n h9w Signless’s meth9ds c9uld have 6een applied m9re effectively in a less crude and vi9lent manner in 9rder t9 ev9ke a m9re peaceful reacti9n fr9m his 9pp9siti9n and ultimately, may6e even av9id his death. 

Wonderful!~
I’m busy tonig)(t and tomorrow, so )(ow aboat you swim by my plaice t)(e nig)(t after tomorrow!~

Ah, that s9unds fine and all except f9r 9ne pr96lem. I’m n9t a very g99d swimmer. 

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sugary-empress:

theinsuffera6le:

sugary-empress:

Kankris w)(o aren’t Signlesses are weird~

Excuse me, just 6ecause I am n9t my p9st-scratch iterati9n d9esn’t make me a6n9rmal 9r “weird” in the slightest and I find y9ur suggesti9n t9 6e very 9ffensive and disrespectful. If anything, I am glad that I’m n9t him, even th9ugh…

I’m sorry, dear, t)(at was quite rude of me~
Would you care to come by my plaice sometime, and s)(ow me w)(at you’d do different from )(im?~
)(e was ebber so cruel, and I almost bereef someone wit)( a gentler touc)( cod lead me fin a direction to do some good~

9f c9urse, I w9uld 6e very pleased t9 earn new f9ll9wers and discuss with y9u my extensive serm9ns and the9ries 9n h9w Signless’s meth9ds c9uld have 6een applied m9re effectively in a less crude and vi9lent manner in 9rder t9 ev9ke a m9re peaceful reacti9n fr9m his 9pp9siti9n and ultimately, may6e even av9id his death. 

sugary-empress:

Kankris w)(o aren’t Signlesses are weird~

Excuse me, just 6ecause I am n9t my p9st-scratch iterati9n d9esn’t make me a6n9rmal 9r “weird” in the slightest and I find y9ur suggesti9n t9 6e very 9ffensive and disrespectful. If anything, I am glad that I’m n9t him, even th9ugh he’s technically wh9 I w9uld have gr9wn up t9 6e in an9ther life, due that his meth9ds f9r 6ringing a69ut peace and equality am9ng his vi9lent and hem9ph96ic s9ciety t9 6e immeasura6ly pr96lematic. Pers9nally, I w9uld have used m9re peaceful meth9ds  and w9uld have enc9uraged my f9ll9wers t9 take a m9re pacifistic appr9ach t9 s9lving their micr9dilemmas.

swagonmydick4000000000:

My kink is kinkshaming other people and I get off by kinkshaming others and if you get mad at me for kinkshaming that’s just you kinkshaming my kink which is kinkshaming, and I will just get off even more.

kirubill:

I LEARN TONIGHT IMPORTANT THING. KURLOZ IS SHREK.

MEULIN IS MODEL.

LATULA AND I TIGHT LIKE KANKRIS ASSHOLE.

CRONUS LUSUS NOT LOVE HIM.

IT GOOD DAY ON TUMBLR.

Can you n9t be s9 vulgar? Frankly I find y9ur use 9f unnecessary pr9fanity c9ncerning my p9tentially er9gene9us z9ne t9 be very triggering. 

F9r my f9ll9wers.

Hell9, and welc9me t9 my page. This is where I address all 9f my extensive lectures a69ut relevant materials which include 6ut are n9t limited t9: hem9ph96ia, class 9ppressi9n, slurs, the differing structures 9f Alternian, 6ef9ran, and Earthly s9cieties, the persecuti9n 9f 6eings in the m9re warm-6l99ded spectrum 9f Alternian and 6ef9rus s9ciety, c99l-6l99ded priviledges, and micr9 and macr9aggressi9ns. If y9u ever want t9 discuss any 9f the af9rementi9ned t9pics 9r perhaps even 6ring in s9me fresh material, feel free t9 send me a message. If y9u have any triggers, I impl9re y9u t9 tell me and I will d9 my 6est t9 navigate away fr9m th9se t9pics. Th9ugh I c9nsider myself t9 6e very cauti9us a69ut p9tentially 9ffensive and/9r triggering material, there might 6e s9me micr9aggressi9ns that may “slip thr9ugh the cracks” in which case I ap9l9gize and after y9u have pacified y9urself if y9u ch99se t9 c9nfr9nt me a69ut it, I pr9mise I will 6e m9re attentive next time. In any case, if y9u are here I imagine it is 6ecause y9u are interested in my exhaustive serm9ns and are thirsty f9r my intensive kn9wledge which y9u sh9uld 6e happy t9 kn9w that I am m9re than willing t9 take 9n new discipl— er, I mean, friends, and 9pen their eyes t9 the injustices in 9ur everyday lives and instruct them a69ut living a m9re 6r9ad-minded and c9rrect life. 9h wait, perhaps I sh9uldn’t have said that. N9t 9nly did I menti9n what c9uld 6e c9nsidered “a6leist” t9wards the 6lind and visually incapa6le, 6ut I als9 9pened the fl99dgates t9 c9rp9realn9rmativity. What I sh9uld have said is that I expect t9 6r9aden their h9riz9ns s9 they may lead a m9re fulfilling and a least p9ssi6ly 9ppressive existance. Yes, that’s 6etter.

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